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DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE

April 14, 2008

IS LISA LESLIE BEAUTIFUL?

I thought the Yahoo headline BEAUTY HITS THE HARDWOOD was a little deceiving. The media continues to push Lisa Leslie as some sort of model. I’m certainly not a beauty, but she ain’t my cup of tea. Am I wrong, is she hot?

The story also includes WNBA No. 1 pick, Candace Parker. 6-foot-5 is a bit beyond my reach at 5-5, 300 pounds, but she is a pretty girl. How in the f**k did Parker wind up with Shelden Williams? The size of that friggin noggin!!!   

COLLECTOR CHEATS EVERY RED BLOODED AMERICAN MALE

There’s nothing better than arriving at work and finding there’s a fresh new celeb porn video that has “leaked” onto the web (exclude the Gene Simmons tape)

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Hudgens all showed skills.

Who wouldn’t want to see an old timer like Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell or Marilyn Monroe showing off some skills? We almost had a Monroe sex tape, but some “philanthropist” stepped in.

A secret sex tape of Marilyn Monroe recently sold for $1.5 million, according to a report in the New York Post.

A copy of the 15 minute, 16 mm film was purchased by a New York businessman who plans to lock it up, memorabilia collector Keya Morgan told the paper. The original film is reportedly held by the FBI and still remains classified.

The flick, reportedly shot in the 1950s, shows the blonde bombshell engaging in oral sex with an unidentified male. Former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover reportedly had his agents spend weeks trying to ascertain whether the man was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, the paper said.

 

 

 

 

I’m sure he feels great about himself. Any chance the 1.5 million could be put to better charity use? Just a thought.

STEPHEN A GOES BYE-BYE 

ESPNRadio nationally and ESPNRadioNYC finally admitted what we all knew, SAS can’t do radio.

He certainly can’t do it without lots of guidance. The national experiment of SAS for one hour was greeted with tons of complaints immediately from program directors around the country.  

Many ESPN affiliates decided to cover up SAS’s show right from the get-go.  

He did his final show on Thursday. SAS used the excuse that ESPN wanted him exclusively on television. We’re calling bull.

AN XMAS GIFT FOR EVERYONE

I was watching Something About Mary this weekend when the hilarious dog attack scene came on. I assume Puffer died when he jumped out the window. The leather faced lady could’ve made Puffer into a great keepsake. Who wouldn’t want Sparky as a throw rug. Ha-Ha!!

 

 

UNLV ABOUT TO LOSE OUT ON TRANSFER?

The Rebels are searching high and low for another big man.

Lon Kruger’s top target is 6-foot-9 Pepperdine transfer Malcolm Thomas. Thomas was ALL-WCC freshman team selection who averaged 12 points, nine boards and two blocks. It looked like UNLV could sweep in and steal away a good prospect. Apparently lots of schools have noticed Thomas’ potential.  

UNLV is fighting an uphill if a certain Pac-10 decides to offer Thomas. This from Jeff Eisenberg, Long Beach Press-Telegram…

Ex-Pepperdine forward Malcolm Thomas visited the UCLA campus Friday and expects a scholarship offer to come soon, his former high school coach said.

Thomas hopes to decide on a school by the end of April. San Diego State, UNLV, Kentucky and Boston College are also pursuing the 6-foot-9 freshman, but former San Diego Crawford High assistant coach Mahlon Williams said UCLA is Thomas’ top choice at this point.

“We’re going to give everyone a chance, but UCLA is definitely at the top of his list,” said Williams, part of the inner circle who will help Thomas make his decision. “They’re very interested in Malcolm. They told him if he does what he needs to do in the classroom, the (scholarship) offer will be there.”

A late-blooming big man who didn’t play competitive basketball until his junior year at Crawford High,

DON’T CRY TOO MUCH FOR TIGER AFTER HIS “LOSS” AT THE MASTERS

He gets to go home to this..

 

DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE

April 12, 2008

MAYWEATHER WILL DUCK COTTO FOREVER
It’s not enough for Floyd to force us to watch another fight against the Golden Boy, now “Money” is planning a 2009 rematch against Ricky Hatton.

How do you sell a rematch after you knocked the guy out cold and was leading the fight 8-rounds-1?

Floyd is a marketing genius, let’s see if he can convince fans to buy these fights in big numbers.  

FLORIDA ATHLETES LIKE TO FIGHT

It was nice to see the Rays’ Al Reyes and the Dolphin’s Reagan Mauia getting into bar brawls this week. Reyes wins the prize for biggest jackass, he got the taser..twice!!

The Reyes details according to the Tampa Tribune.. 

Reyes fell against a ceramic pot inside the bar. Thinking someone had pushed him, police said Reyes began exchanging words with patron Eduardo Mora.

Mora then punched Reyes in the face, getting the attention of the Hyde Park Cafe’s bouncers. Meanwhile, police said in a news release, Reyes “began to spit blood on the people in the area and began to swing his arms about.”

The bouncers tried to control Reyes, but the 6-foot-1, 240-pound right-hander kept pushing them away. A Tampa Police officer working extra duty at the bar stepped in and yelled, “Stop Police!,” but Reyes “continued spitting blood and thrashing about,” according to a police incident report.

Moments later, the officer warned Reyes he was going to Taser the pitcher, and he did, knocking him to the bar floor. Ignoring police commands to stay down, authorities said Reyes got up and was Tasered a second time.

Meanwhile Mauia got nabbed by those pesky kids with a cellphone camera. After apparently punching some guy in the face and driving off…

“Mauia asked the victim, Michael Gianatassio, what the f— he was looking at,” the affidavit states. “Gianatassio said he wasn’t looking at anyone. Mauia became upset and said, ‘You should know,’ as he approached Gianatassio. All of a sudden, Mauia punched Gianatassio in the face with a closed fist.”

In the Reyes case, you almost wonder why the off duty police officer intervened. I’m sure after saving the 38-year old lard ass from a bouncer beatdown, he’ll have Reyes suing him for using the taser.

Henderson police are dealing with a situation after trying to save a family from offing itself. The suicidal hubby contributed to his wife’s death after a routine traffic stop.

O’REILLY KNOWS ALL

Once Bill has his agenda set, there’s no guest in the world that he’ll actually listen to who brings an opposing stance to the table.

O’Reilly twisted facts and simply did not listen during an MMA discussion last year with UFC president Dana White and fighter Rich Franklin.

Here, he rolls MMA into a discussion that tries to paint the picture that CBS is lost. “MMA experts” Bernard Goldberg and Jane Hall are brought into the discussion to back O’Reilly’s opinion.  

 

THE FABULOUS SPORTS BABE RETURNS, IS SHE GOING TO “WORK” THIS TIME AROUND?

April 11, 2008

Nanci Donnellan is back on the air!!!

You’re saying, who the f**k is that?

She’s better known as the Fabulous Sports Babe.

Her meteoric rise in the late 90’s displayed everything that was wrong with sports radio. Stations were littered with “talk show” hosts that lacked their own opinion, had no ability to generate topics that didn’t include rankings or “best of” lists or those who needed a guest, ANY guest to “fill” the time.

Give the Babe credit, she marketed herself well and got the N.Y. Times to write a story about what a hero she was. She’s not a bad lady but she did let her ego get out of control.

The Babe had a good personality but no work ethic. As soon as she “made it”, she rested on her laurels. She couldn’t fill five minutes without a guest because she did no prep work before her shows. Like Dan Patrick, she fell off the radar away from ESPN (The Babe earned $400,000/yr at SportsFanRadio Network after being dumped by ESPN).

When you have no passion for doing radio and the bevy of ESPN “insiders” go bye-bye, a three hour show drags on enough to make the listener’s ears bleed. Listen to KLAC each morning to see what we’re talking about.

The Babe is back on locally in Tampa with a co-host. The Babe made her debut on Friday with former Buc Scot Brantley on WHBO. Hopefully, she goes back to her roots and works this time around.

The Babe is still a big enough name to warrant a story link on msnbc.com…‘The Babe’ Returning to Tampa Airwaves. It’s a fine job by tbo.com writer Rick Harmon, except for the factual errors.

He writes…

In 1994, The Fabulous Sports Babe became the first — and remains the only — woman to host a national sports talk radio show when she debuted on the ESPN Radio Network. For the next 8 years, “The Fabulous Sports Babe Show” was heard by millions of listeners every weekday on over 300 radio stations nationwide.

The 300 stations note is the biggest lie in radio. She was on many stations but 300 is ridiculous. When you add up all the networks claiming to be on 300 stations, there must have 1000+ sportstalk stations around the country.

That was 1998, sports radio has exploded since then. In 2008, are there even 300 sports-talk stations total in the U.S.?

Secondly, Harmon insults other women who currently host nationally or have done national radio since 1998. This is a list off the top of my head (there’s not a ton, but there have been others)

C.J. Silas – FoxSportsRadio and SportsFanRadio Network

K.J. Sala – SportsFanRadio Network

Amy Lawrence – ESPNRadio

Krystal Fernandez – FoxSportsRadio (I would link to foxsportradio’s website but I don’t think it has one!!!!!)

Elizabeth Hess – Sporting News Radio

How many names did I miss…any names you can think of?

DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE

March 28, 2008

ELLIOTT LIKES BREASTS…LOTS OF THEM

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MIAMI CHILD PORN SID, LOOKING WORSE BY THE DAY

The U!!! We told about the story yesterday of the Miami football SID who was found to have child porn on his office computer. A small part of me was hoping it was some odd virus that snuck on to his computer. With these details it doesn’t look like it was small glitch/virus on the computer.

LUTE OLSON CHEATING ARIZONA WITH HIS RETURN

It was exciting to see McDonald’s All-American Brandon Jennings and his 90s hairdo. Imagine a lineup with Chase Budinger, Nic Wise, Jordan Hill, Jerryd Bayless and Jennings. Arizona writers say the turmoil this year makes it tough to believe that lineup will ever hit the floor. Mike DeCourcy agrees saying Olson should go bye-bye.

Meanwhile interim coach/2008-09 assistant Kevin O’Neill will be paid good money to waste away on the bench.

cal.jpgCAL’S COACHING DILEMMA….YOUTH OR EXPERIENCE?

The hoops job at Cal is a plum spot. Candidates are lining up. The academic rep is awesome and the new arena is excellent. Plus you’re right in the center or talent rich NoCal.

The early list of candidates is intriguing. Do you choose the hot prospect coach in St. Mary’s Randy Bennett or stick it to Stanford by giving Mike Montgomery the program? Will Steve Lavin ever get a shot again? I’ll guarantee if Lavin is at Cal they’ll have big-time recruits.

GIANTS ARE MLB’S LAUGHING STOCK

Is San Fran really going to try and sell tickets with this lineup….Rich Aurilia, Jose Castillo, Ray Durham, Brian Bocock, Bengie Molina, Dave Roberts, Aaron Roward and Randy Winn?

That’s not even the biggest insult to the intelligence of Giants fans. San Fran was a 100% partner in the cheating done by Barry Bonds. Now after letting Bonds ruin the franchise and the Giants cashed in on his use of PED’s, they’re making their stand.

No references to Bonds at the stadium!!! Joke.

gamboa.jpgFINALLY A VIOLENT FAN TREATED PROPERLY

I’ve said forever that fans who interfere in games should be banned for life and handed severe penalties. Maybe the message would be sent, that if you run on the field or court, or interfere with play, you’re completely f***ked.

This guy got slammed for acting like an ass at an Angels game.

IF HEISLEY WON’T SELL GRIZ THEN AT LEAST FIRE GM WALLACE

I’m rooting for the Grizz sinking ship to go down soon. At that point Memphis is a viable candidate to move to Las Vegas with new ownership.

The situation gets more bleak by the day. The city and minority owners have stamped majority owner Michael Heisley as an absentee clown. They unsuccessfully tried to buy him out this week.

Even worse GM Chris Wallace appears to be overmatched for the job. He got destroyed in a trade, by Lakers’ GM Mitch Kupchack. Raise your hand in L.A. if you ever thought you’d say Kupchack ripped another team off. The Pau Gasol deal is one of the biggest laughers in NBA history.

Now Mitch Lawrence from the N.Y. Daily News is reporting the Grizz are flirting with the idea of handing the organization to notorious quitter Larry Brown. Uggh! 

PAULA ZAHN KNOWS MEN!!

DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE

March 27, 2008

FOUL MOUTHED JACOBSON CALLING TIGER WOODS ON HIS FOUL MOUTH!! 

It is funny to watch ESPN’s Dana Jacobson grill Tiger for his attack on photographers at Doral.  Along with some expletives, Tiger said…”‘The next time a photographer shoots an [expletive] picture. I’m going to break his [expletive] neck.”

Don’t forget it was Dana’s now infamous, “F*ck Notre Dame,” “F*ck Touchdown Jesus,” and “F*ck Jesus,” comments that landed her a suspension.

That said, watch the video because Jacobson does a good job interviewing Tiger. Woods dances around the first attempt and barely answers it on the second try.

bearded1.jpgBEARDED LADY IN TROUBLE WITH THE FEDS

It doesn’t pay to lie to the feds. The BALCO case is heating up again around cyclist Tammy Thomas. She told investigators that she never used performance enhancing drugs. It looks like she may have perjured herself. According to Lance Williams from the San Chronicle, the feds caught her looking a bit odd…..

On Monday, a Colorado endocrinologist who examined Thomas in 2000 said the cyclist’s use of the steroid depo-testosterone had caused “severe virilization.”….Thomas had a deep voice, full beard, chest hair and even signs of male pattern baldness, Dr. Margaret Weirman testified.

Tom McVay, a tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, told a jury in U.S. District Court in San Francisco that on March 14, 2002, he was assigned to locate Thomas…The visit was memorable, McVay said, because of Thomas’ appearance when she answered his knock on her apartment door. “It appeared to be like shaving cream on the left side of her face around her ear,”

clemsonkid.jpgSOME SCHOOLS DO WHAT THEY MUST TO GET THEIR RECRUITS

What’s with this Clemson bound football player, Kenneth Page?

The dumbass puts up this photo on his myspace page. Who knows where he got the giant pile of cash, but it gets you thinking. A reminder that Clemson did surprisingly land one of the top five rated classes in college football.

THE U TAKES ANOTHER REPUTATION HIT

Do the problems ever subside for the University of Miami? The school just fired its football SID (sports info director). Why?

His office computer was found to have child porn on it.

HAVE THE PAPS GOTTEN A BIT OUT OF CONTROL?

Betty White? Really guys? Who doesn’t want to kick a pap’s ass after this? They’re hounding an 86-year old!!!! And it’s not just one guy. What is the goal here? Get a nude shot of Betty? Cause an accident? Pray that she dies live on camera?

Plus they’re asking an 86-year her opinion of a botox scandal. What 86-year old knows about botox?

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HERE’S BETTY WHEN SHE WAS A POA ROUGHLY 60 YEARS AGO!!!! 

BETTY TURNS ME ON HERE WITH HER FILTHY LANGUAGE!!

DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE

March 25, 2008

katytur2.jpgKEITH OLBERMANN GETS HIS POA, A NICE TV JOB IN NYC

In spite of the fact that he’s been called a lousy lay by one woman, Olbermann has a hot 24-year old chick Katy Tur living with him. 

Can you imagine if Bill O’Reilly got his young girlfriend a TV gig? The Olbie outrage! Apparently, the rules don’t apply to him.

Tur, with little on air experience, just landed a job with New York’s CW 11.

Check out the great excerpt on Sports Pig’s blog with Tur ranting about the vanity of television news folks.   

IS PHILADELPHIA’S WPEN NOW A DANGEROUS WORKPLACE WITH RETURN OF MISSANELLI?

We love sportsradio. It’s an amazingly hypocritical world where talking heads show no mercy for troubled athletes. Yet if it’s a talk show host who gets in trouble, he’ll accept 50 2nd chances.

Mike Missanelli returns to Philly on the new 950 ESPN after a short stint with Screamin A Smith in New York. Our advice to PD Matt Nahigian is to make sure everyone on staff has a taser handy just in case Missanelli decides to belt them. You’ll remember he was fired from WIP in 2006 for repeated physical altercations with subordinates.

BRANDON MARSHALL IS A STUPID LIAR

McDonald’s wrapper? C’mon bro. That could be the worst lie ever told to cover an weird injury. It turns out now that Marshall was lying. He put his arm through a TV while wrestling. Marshall is still blaming the McDonald’s “bag” but now he says he was horsing around.

patridge.jpgGOD, I’M OLD…WHO IS AUDRINA PATRIDGE?

Ten minutes ago, I couldn’t have picked The Hills’ Patridge out of a lineup.

Now I’m quite familiar with her. Big fan! Big fan! She’s latest trashy tramp with naked pictures out on the net.

CAN ANYONE GET A FAIR SHAKE WHEN FACING PAT SUMMITT & TENNESSEE?

First it was the bogus clock malfunction game v. Rutgers. The Volunteers clock keeper stopped the clock late in the February game against the Scarlet Knights allowing the inept referees to call a foul 1.3 seconds after the game should’ve been over. The chicanery eventually gave the win to Tennessee.  

oru.jpgNow the cheerleaders are in on the act. Oral Roberts lost it’s second leading scorer in a NCAA first round game against the Vols when she slipped on Tennessee cheerleader’s sign.  

It turns out Mariana Camargo, an ORU forward, tore her ACL.  

LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE OPENING DAY AND PUSSY WHIPPED CUB FAN KNOWS HE’S A DOUBLE LOSER

Is this guy kidding? Some jackass has posted a smaltzy website explaining how his girlfriend dumped him two weeks ago. Bro, please.   

9 MONTHS AND SHE GETS YOU TO EMBARRASS

YOURSELF NATIONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

COFIELD’S RAYS OF SUNSHINE

March 25, 2008

ucla2.jpgUCLA GETS HOME COOKING IN NCAA’S

During all the love Kevin Love got during his swatfest, anyone notice how many times it appeared he was pounding an A & M player? It wasn’t just Love, Shipp appears to have hacked as well.

Anaheim is Pauley South?

OREGON FATHER IS A DOUCHEBAG

Be proud of yourself. Way to use your son as a doormat for some publicity. Armando Navarro punished his son for being overzealous at the Oregon-UCLA game. This nugget was found in SI’s Letters to the Editor.

SI’s GRANT WAHL SAYS NCAA REFEREE CURTIS SHAW IS AN OVER-OFFICIOUS JERK

DAN WETZEL TO BE DISCIPLINED?

Yahoo’s Dan Wetzel is in trouble with the Vegas Chamber of Commerce after derogatory remarks about our beautiful city. After hearing about the Long Island deejay who was disciplined for saying Mastic, L.I. was trashy, Wetzel has some explaining to do for his hurtful anti-Vegas jokes.

UNLV-Kent State finally started and CBS has already shown the Rebel cheerleaders three times.

There is no truth to the rumor that the UNLV cheerleaders wear stiletto heels, are all named after cities in Texas and constantly make the pep band play “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” And no, there is not a new team member named “Kristen.”

But let’s remember these are real students. After all, a couple of them have already lined up summer internships at Crazy Horse Too.

NO ONE HAS A PERFECT BRACKET ON ESPN.COM. COKIN MAY BE THE MAN IN VEGAS.

51 people nailed 30-of-32 during the ESPN national bracket contest in the first round of the NCAAs. Locally, Cokin is the top dog amongst the hosts on ESPNRadio1100. He leads with 12 correct selections in the Sweet 16

BELICHICK LOVES A SWEET ASS (need more proof?)

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