IS N.Y. ANCHOR FOUL-MOUTHED OR A DRUNK? BOTH!

WNBC legend Sue Simmons is a laughing-stock for her f-bomb during a Monday news tease. WATCH THE VIDEO HERE.

She must be a sweetheart as former co-workers are lining up to rip her to shreds.

Sue Simmons likes the sauce and she can be cranky about it,” a former WNBC employee told The Post. “She was sometimes a little tipsy [on the air] to the point where colleagues would take notice.”

Simmons anchors Channel 4’s 5 p.m. newscast, and then has time to pass until 11 p.m.

Those hours are regularly spent at Midtown watering holes like Gallagher’s steakhouse and Jean Georges, witnesses said.

“I wouldn’t say she gets sloshed - sloshed, that wouldn’t be the right word,” a Gallagher’s employee said, gesturing to the back booths where Simmons typically takes her between-show breaks.

“I would say she gets happy. She gets very happy.”

An employee at Jean Georges at Columbus Circle said Simmons isn’t shy about drinking with her meals - and then heading back to work.

“She’s been here and she’s had drinks with her dinner,” a Jean Georges employee said. “She’s had a cocktail or two, yes, between shows, with dinner.”

WAIT A SECOND…HOW ARE THE PATRIOTS THE GOOD GUYS NOW?

So Matt Walsh didn’t have video of the Super Bowl walkthrough by the Rams. The Boston Herald got it wrong. There’s a huge apology in the paper…

On Feb. 2, 2008, the Boston Herald reported that a member of the New England Patriots’ video staff taped the St. Louis Rams’ walkthrough on the day before Super Bowl XXXVI. While the Boston Herald based its Feb. 2, 2008, report on sources that it believed to be credible, we now know that this report was false, and that no tape of the walkthrough ever existed.

Prior to the publication of its Feb. 2, 2008, article, the Boston Herald neither possessed nor viewed a tape of the Rams’ walkthrough before Super Bowl XXXVI, nor did we speak to anyone who had. We should not have published the allegation in the absence of firmer verification.

The Boston Herald regrets the damage done to the team by publication of the allegation, and sincerely apologizes to its readers and to the New England Patriots’ owners, players, employees and fans for our error

Now Bob Kraft is threatening a lawsuit. If we want to go down this road how about…

1. Fans in various cities suing New England and the NFL for fraud

2. Athletes can sue the Pats & NFL because of lost wages due to “poor play.”  Afterall, there had to be a few guys sent packing or who got less dollars on their next contract due to the fact that the Pats through cheating knew how to attack their D.

Bottomline, the Patriots did cheat.

So what if Walsh didn’t have a video? He claims he did watch the Rams walkthrough and report the info to Bill Belichick.

Former players/ESPN analysts who saw the videos for the first time yesterday were blown away. They stated it would’ve have a huge impact on an offense attacking the defense. Plus you had Rick Telander (Chicago Sun Times) and Terence Moore (Atlanta Journal Constitution) saying the Patriots SB victories are even more sullied after viewing these tapes.

So cut the crap with the righteous indignation from someone, completely and totally in the wrong!!

GREATEST SPORT ON EARTH GETS A VIDEO GAME!!!!

Created by Mastiff Games, Major League Eating: The Game allows you to play as all your favorite stars of the shoving-food-down-your-throat-leagues, such as Joey Chestnut, Takeru Kobayashi, Patrick Bertoletti, Tim “Eater X” Janus, “Crazy Legs” Conti, Sonya Thomas and Juliet Lee.

Puking, although beautifully graphic and vibrantly colored, signals your premature departure from the game. This Wii game also contains offensive and defensive strategy through the use of belches and ‘mustard gas’ to slow down your opponent.

It looks a lot like an old school Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat game, I guess the only difference is instead of trying to kill your opponent, you’re trying to kill yourself through unhealthy eating habits and an increased likelihood of obesity.

For a great MLE quote you must talk to a Shea..

“If you want to be a rock star, there’s ‘Guitar Hero’ and you want to be an Italian plumber, there’s ‘Super Mario Brothers,’” said MLE president Rich Shea. “But if you want to be a pro athlete, there’s ‘MLE: The Game.”

“Eater X” Tim Janus loves the game…

 Janus, who went out to San Francisco a couple months ago to promote his appearance in the game at a Nintendo conference. Janus played the game after setting a new record for sushi (he ate an amazing 141 pieces in six minutes).

“The game is good,” said Janus, who while not eating is actually a trader. “You can chose how you want to flip the food into your mouth, but you have to monitor how you chew, how many pieces you can fit in your mouth and how full your stomach is.”

WHO GIVES A SH*T, WHAT WEST VIRGINIA VOTES FOR?

What a media driven sham!

I don’t care who gets the nomination, but when has the national media ever given a rat’s ass about what West Virginia thinks?

Plus didn’t West Virgnia withdraw from the process when it decided to revolt against a DJ, who pulled an on-air stunt?

A Charleston radio personality was suspended from his job for refusing to tone down his on-air excitement over former WVU head football coach Rich Rodriguez’s decision to take the head job at the University of Michigan.

Coach Kidd, a Michigan native, co-hosts the morning talk show on Electric 102.7 FM. For the past couple days, he’s dominated the show’s content with his feelings on how Rodriguez’s job change will be a boon to the Wolverines football program — much to the dismay of listeners.

After playing the Wolverines’ fight song for a fourth time this morning, Coach Kidd was yanked off the air.

GOD DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS…WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS??

A 13-year-old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13-year-old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

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JEREMY SCHAAP BULLSH*TS HIS WAY THROUGH MMA TALK

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I’m now addicted to CNBC’s Squawk Box. Quick is not smoking hot but there’s something sneaky hot about her. Don’t you think?

NIAGARA WOMEN’S HOOPS RULES!!!

Talk about Candace Parker all you want as the newest “sex symbol” in WNBA.

Screw that I’ll take Niagara flunky Danie Mosca.

She’s handy with a razor!!

PHOTOS 1000% NOT SAFE FOR WORK (must sign in to see completely uncensored. I advise doing so without hesitation)

Thanks to DonChavez.com

BILL O’REILLY TOPS CHRIS BERMAN VIDEO?

NEVER SAW THIS COMING..Bill O’Reilly vs Geraldo Rivera

UCLA LOOKS LIKE NEW HOME FOR BIG MAN

USC MAY LOSE TOP RECRUIT BECAUSE OF MAYO NONSENSE

THIS MAN CLEARLY HAS A DEATH WISH

Who has the balls to fight Suge Knight? Better yet, who is dumb enough to let TMZ post his pictures? 

Nice right hand buddy, now you have to look over your shoulder for the rest of your life.  

Luke was nice enough to speak with us before his brother’s wedding.

No shocker here, he was disappointed with his performance.

We spoke at length about Jeremy May as well.

CLICK HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW

TUBBO PUTS HIS FAT FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

Andruw Jones committed the cardinal sin when it comes to pro athletes. He ripped the fans in Los Angeles.

Read The Sports Pig’s account of T.J. Simers v. Jones and how “tubbo” put a nail in his own coffin.

DAN LE BATARD SHOCKS THE SPORTS WORLD!!!

Miami Herald columnist did something in his final story that I thought I’d never see in the history of the media.

LeBatard is taking a sabbatical and actually admits his work was sub-standard.

I’ve always been driven nuts by the hypocrisy in the sports media.

For example….writers will kill someone like Shaq for rapping and acting in addition to his NBA career. The thought is that the athlete is spreading himself too thin to be 100% effective at his craft. Yet there are a load of sportswriters who have added radio and television shows to their job responsibilities. There’s rarely a word that their job performance will be substandard because they’re spread too thin. Unless they get fired for that reason like Stephen A. Smith was by ESPN1050 and the Philly Daily News.  

LeBatard actually admitted on Sunday that he’s not doing good work for the Herald…

Besides, I’m doing you, the reader, a disservice when I go to write from an NFL Draft that could not possibly bore me more at this point in my life. And I don’t deserve to be paid for a diluted version of a column that I value too much to cheapen with a lack of passion. My column has lacked life for a while now because I’m stretched too thin with other obligations.

I wonder if Peter Vecsey is spread too thin? Or is he just lazy and incompetent? Last week, he got nabbed twice making up stories in the N.Y. Post.

DUMBEST COMMERCIAL EVER

Why would the WNBA compare itself to men’s rec leagues? How does insulting 35-year old men drive them to the TV to watch women’s pro ball? 

OJ MAYO SCANDAL…WRITERS CALLED IT YEARS AGO

CBSSports.com’s Gregg Doyel warned USC….Burned by Bush, USC should be wary of Mayo 

Yahoo’s Dan Wetzel blames NCAA president Miles Brand

Good example of the problem with college hoops recruitng. Yahoo’s story on the Pump Brothers

IS JENNIFER ANISTON REALLY A COUGAR?

I think it’s too early to call Aniston a cougar. She is hanging with 30-year old John Mayer but the 39-year old is far from being in the cougar category. This from the Everything2.com….

A woman over the age of 35 who is single or divorced (the more times, the better) who seeks out younger males for sex. Cougars can be tacky women with big hair and loud mouths or they can be graceful and eloquent. Either way, their attraction to younger men is always apparent in their social habits and body language.

Calling Aniston a cougar suggests that young men like her for her money and that’s she’s on her last legs looks-wise. I don’t think that’s the case with Jen. Do you?

Check out the rest of the Aniston-Mayer pictures.

BRITS ARE OUT-BOOBING US

The U.S. has clearly fallen in status in terms of international competition. Our basketball and baseball teams are middle of the pack now after years of dominance. That said, we could always hang our hats on our success in the Battle of the Breasts. Pam Anderson, Dolly Parton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jane Russell, Jayne Mansfield, Anna Nicole Smith, Scarlett Johannson, Jenna Jameson, Kim Kardashian, Mariah Carey, Tara Reid, etc. teamed up to secure American domination. 

The Brits have stepped up with two competitors who are turning the BOTB world on its ears. We’ve already chronicled the Keeley Hazell (NSFW) explosion. She’s got some BIG competition coming from a fellow Brit, Gemma Atkinson. Wow!!

WE DEMAND THAT CLEVELANDERS ARE OUT OF THE ELECTION PROCESS!!!!

The state of Ohio has ruined at least one election with it’s buffoonery. Now comes word that its qualified voters are dumb enough to wait in line for three hours to save $12 on a pizza (WATCH NEWS VIDEO HERE).

We’re certainly a bit surprised about how darn popular this is,” said Tim North, vice president of Papa John’s Northeast region.

The company announced its apology deal Sunday in response to six shirts that a Washington, D.C., franchisee made. They referred to James’ complaints about hard fouls and Wizards center Brendan Haywood’s response in labeling him a crybaby.

They also highlighted James’ No. 23.

Hence, the 23-cent deal.

“You can’t beat the price,” said Blanche Price, a Euclid senior who arrived at the University Heights store at 9 a.m., armed with a lawn chair.

By 10 a.m., when unruffled, flour-dusted employees flipped on the “Now Baking” neon light and opened the doors, hundreds of pizza-hungry people — including a woman with a walker — had swarmed the parking lot. Inside, cardboard boxes covered every surface, and thin circles of dough towered on metal racks.

Pizza insanity reigned at each of the chain’s 41 Northeast Ohio franchises.

There were 600 people in line in Euclid, said police, who arrested one customer for public intoxication and another for resisting after he got out of the line and got back in, and they also cited a woman for disorderly conduct - all before the customers got their pies.

PINK AND PIVEN, REALLY?

Another odd pairing may have surfaced in Tinsel Town this week. This from the N.Y. Post’s Page Six…..

Jeremy Piven and Hollywood punk Pink were spotted at Green Door in LA Tuesday night getting hot and heavy on the dance floor. Piven hit the club after leaving a party for Victoria’s Secret fragrance Heavenly Kiss at Beso. Pink split from her husband, Motocross racer Carey Hart, in February. “Pink and Jer emy were all over each other and dancing really close,” said a witness. A rep for Pink con firmed she was at the Green Door, but said, “She was not with Jeremy Piven, dancing or otherwise.” Piven’s rep said, “He was there but didn’t hang out with Pink. Jeremy says she is a friend, a good woman.”

DON’T GET LOADED AT A BREWERS GAME

TWO SIDES STILL EMERGING AROUND BENSON DUI ARREST 

We told you on Monday how the “responsible” writers at the Chicago Tribune already had Benson convicted. Each day this week, another nugget came out about the ordeal down on Lake Travis.

This story has witnesses saying the police treatment of Benson was overkill.

“It was uncalled for, it was ludicrous, no point for it,” said Toby Patch.

Patch said what he saw at the Emerald Point Marina Saturday makes him distrust law enforcement. 

“It seemed to me they were manhandling him a little bit,” Patch said. “As they were taking him up the dock, they stopped, he said, ‘I am fine, I can continue walking,’ and they put their legs behind his knees and knocked him over his knees and started hog-carrying him.”

Then he said when the officers got Benson to the parking area, things really got out of hand.

“They ended up — I don’t know why — but laid him on his back, I heard him say, ‘Please don’t pepper spray me, please don’t pepper spray me,’” Patch said.

It seems like the police are getting nervous. Is the department grasping at straws or just trying to embarass Benson? This useless video of Benson being walked into the station has surfaced.

BARKLEY GETS RON BURGUNDY’D

EVA MENDES NOT AS HOT AS WE THOUGHT?

Sometimes hot chicks are better left with their clothes on. That’s right!!! Call me crazy!!!

Don’t get me wrong Mendes is awesone. But be honest, isn’t the bod a little disappointing?

Here’s an NSFW artsy pictorial done for an Italian mag.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OIL WRESTLING?

When I tell you guys to show up for an event, you’d better show up!!!

Ha-Ha.

Adam’s Ribs on Maryland between Flamingo & Tropicana (old Moose McGillicuddy’s) had a fund raising oil wrestling soire on Thursday.

The Vegas Slots, a female rugby team, fought their asses off. CLICK ON THE PHOTO FOR 50+ SHOTS OF THE ACTION 

CHICKS AND WIENERS!!!

You know that I love the Hot Dog eating contests!! Until last year Kobayashi was without debate, the greatest athlete in the history of the world. Then out of nowhere emerged Ali’s, Frazier.

Joey Chestnut took down Kobayashi at the 2007 national championship. Ali - Frazier II is right around the corner on the 4th of July at Coney Island.

There was a local qualifier contest at New York New York on Thursday. Cofield & Cokin were out there for 4+ hours. What a great time. Rich LeFevre blew away the field with 32 dogs in 10 minutes.

CLICK ON THE PHOTO FOR ALL THE GREAT SHOTS.

SHOOT ME NOW

Now the White Sox are in the crosshairs. Chicago players brought blow-up dolls into the clubhouse as a some sort of ritual to snap a losing streak. 

The slumpbuster offended some and Ozzie Guillen was actually asked to address the situation.

Association for Women in Sports Media is outraged….

“The presence of those dolls creates an uncomfortable situation for any female journalist who enters the White Sox locker room simply trying to do her job,” said Jenni Carlson, the group’s president, in an e-mail.

OBJECTIVE MEDIA TAKE OF THE DAY: SUZYN WALDMAN THINKS CLEMENS IS BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY

Gotta love Suzyn, she just doesn’t know when to stop. She says that all of her experiences with Clemens have been positive so she doesn’t believe the stories of the last six months.

WHO HATES STEPHEN A & SKIP MORE, EACH OTHER OR THE AUDIENCE?

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GENIUS FRANCESA, SAYS RADIO CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND BLOGS SHOULD BE THE SAME WAY

Watch the clip as WFAN’s “star” says all blogs are vile and need to be controlled.

SAD NEWS, WORLD’S CREEPIEST SHOW ABOUT TO GO OFF THE AIR

The Sports Pig found this item. The modern day Dr. Ruth, Sue Johanson, is going bye-bye.

The entry features an absolute laugh-out-loud photo at the bottom!!!

The Mika Brzezinski v. Penn Jillette video got me thinking…is it a simple matter that women have no sense of humor? Or they just can’t take what they dish out?

Jillette tells a story on MSNBC where he used term “bitch” in talking about Hillary Clinton. Watch the vid, Mika is beside herself and doesn’t hear Penn’s message. 

It’s odd how men can be called names, ridiculed and abused on TV and advertisements. Women are off limits.

Doing a simple internet search, “men are stupid commercials,” I was shocked to find that there’s quite a bit of outrage out there. Men are fighting back. Here’s a ton of stories covering the online and radio movement.

The sad part is that most of the commercials are funny and ultimately most guys don’t give a rat’s ass. But since women never want to be the butt of a joke, let’s ruin the world with them.

HOW MANY COMMERCIALS CAN WE FIND WHERE MEN ARE IDIOTS OR IT’S FINE TO KICK THE SH*T OUT THEM!! CLICK ON PICTURE OR VIDEO TO WATCH.

Banned Trojan Condoms Commercial

Progressive Insurance - Voodoo

Sonic - Idiot Husband I

Sonic - Idiot Husband II

PODS Commercial from PGA Tour Stop

iRobot Roomba

Dodge - I know pronounce you unconscious

Budweiser - Dog biting testicles

Pepsi - Violence on Justin Timberlake

Here are the Fidelity Commercials that had men’s groups protesting the ad agency…

Men Behaving Badly: Commercials Starring Jerks and Idiots Run Rampant

Acting under the pressure of an advertising watchdog group, Men for the Fair Portrayal of Men and Food, the DoJ warned food manufacturers to stop making commercials that depict men and food.

Batholomew Gigot, a spokesmen for MFPMF, stated: “In virtually every commercial that depicts men and food, the men invariably look stupid.” He cited AM-PM, Dolly Madison doughnuts, Carl’s Jr., and Doritos as some of the prime offenders. “Men in commercials with food talk like children, act stupid, and cannot control themselves in the presence of women.”

Advertisers: Men Are Not Idiots

The Fall Guys: American Men Take The Blame

Brandweek Prints Dozen Letters Criticizing Anti-Male Advertising

HERE ARE MEN’S RIGHT WEBSITES..

www.fathersandhusbands.org,

HERE’S A LIST OF THE BIGGEST ADVERTISING OFFENDERS…

Glen Sacks, a talk show host and blogger has really been at the forefront of the effort. He targeted ad agency Arnold Worldwide and tries to persuade Volve from awarding AW with a recent $150 million contract

Arnold Worldwide did five commercials for Fidelity, four of which mock men and fathers. (The other one, featuring aging rock star Rick Derringer, is neutral and well-done). Arnold Worldwide says:

“Put simply, our work speaks the truth. It always comes out of the truth of the brand and connects with consumers in ways that we’ve found ring true with them.”

Portraying men and fathers as idiots is “the truth”?

PODS got many complaints about a commercials aired during a PGA Tournament in early 2007. The company did respond by pulling the ad.

April 2007

“Dear Sir or Madam:

“I am in receipt of the comments you recently provided regarding our television commercial. Upon further consideration of the spot, and with the feelings of our customers as well as the general public in mind, I have decided to pull it from its rotation and no longer air it.

“While the commercial was created to be lighthearted and comical, I am sensitive to the fact that we have failed in that it has proven offensive to some people. This was never our intent and I am truly sorry for any discomfort or unpleasantness it has caused.

“Thank you for taking the time to bring your concerns to us.

“Sincerely,

Peter S. Warhurst

President & CEO”

HERE IS AN UNREAL STORY ABOUT WHAT THESE GROUPS CALL MISANDRY

I suppose in reaction to what appears to be a rise in pedophilia Quantas Airlines banned all men from sitting next to unaccompanied children.  

PENN JILLETTE OFFENDS A CLOSED-MINDED BRZEZINSKI

Joe Scarborough’s sidekick hears one line that sets her off and then refuses to listen. Penn explains his point and both talking heads will not digest his message. 

Joe even pusses out and offers up an apology. Completely embarassing.

I suppose it’s refreshing to hear her sort of defend Hillary considering the fact that her brother and father both work for the Obama camp. Or was she just offended as a woman?

This video is even better. Watch Joe and Mika get destroyed on live TV. Watch the beginning until the 44-second mark and the end starting at the 9:51 mark. Ha-ha. Did Joe and Mika apologize after this?  

MSNBC MORNING JOE & MIKA BUSTED LYING ABOUT BILL CLINTON