WHAT A JERKOFF!

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Ordinarily, we at Mr. Sunshine don’t like to take cheap shots at the recently departed. Eddie Griffin, however, should have learned his lesson. The tragic news of the former NBA’er with so much wasted potential, broke Tuesday evening. It had been nearly a week since he was killed in an ugly accident in Houston, but Griffin’s body was burned beyond recognition and it was only Tuesday that dental records confirmed it was indeed the beleaguered baller.

It was clear that Griffin had a problem and needed help. But he should have known that after this humiliating story. (with terrific video) The former Seton Hall star crashed into a parked car on a Minneapolis road in March 2006. He was drunk. Really drunk. So drunk in fact, that he was watching porn and masturbating while driving down the road. If that’s not bad enough, Griffin then went into a nearby store and started negotiating with the proprietor and customers to not call police. He was willing to buy a new car in exchange for the accident not being reported.  Luckily for all of us, the surveillence video of the scene inside the store is on the just a click away (Link above). Somehow, now that we know the end of the story, it’s just not as funny. Ehh, who are we kidding?

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5 Comments on “WHAT A JERKOFF!”

  1. Jace Says:

    Stupid-assed, Cracked-Out Eddie Griffin — Suicide by Running full blast into a Fucking Train.

    Are we supposed to feel sorry and sad about the ‘bright star’ that got away from us? Did we neglect Eddie and not give him the love and kindness he needed?
    Is it normal to feel slightly guilty for loving a game that throws men with child-like intellect into disaster-ridden consequences?

    Nope. Nor should anyone else. He was a Prick before he got to the NBA and an even bigger Prick once he made some real money.

    Scrape ’em off. Don’t cry for them

  2. Cofield Says:

    The always sensitive Mr. X. At least we know there’s one heartless bastard who agrees with you. Rather than pile on the guy, maybe some research can be done on what Griffin’s mental illness was. He was obviously deranged from a pretty young age.

  3. Bandini Says:

    Mr. Sunshine has sympathy for dogs but not for Eddie Griffin?….Oh, let’s protect Michael Vick’s vicious attack dogs but Ediie Griffin is dead and he’s a jerkoff…..It was a human life, c’mon now.

  4. lifebylisa Says:

    It’s so sad that these celebrities of all kinds get so out of control, and no one has the balls to tell them they are blowing it. It seems to happen so frequently these days…too much money, lack of any accountability, responsibility or maturity to handle. Unfortunately that downward spiral begins and some make it, some don’t. If only they actually were willing to hear what they need to. Such a waste.

  5. flyermart74 Says:

    He was a jerkoff! At first I thought it was the so called comedian eddie griffen. I have him at 40-1 in the dead pool. Theirs always the weekend!


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