MORE CELEBS ARE OUT TO KILL US

Nick Hogan’s car 

People want to come to the defense of a-holes like Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie, who drive drunk and drugged up. Richie spent 82 minutes in jail for being arrested on Dec. 11, 2006, after witnesses reported seeing her black Mercedes-Benz sport utility vehicle headed the wrong way on a freeway in Burbank.

Now Hulk Hogan’s runt child, Nick almost killed himself and a friend in Clearwater car accident.

Law enforcement tells TMZ the accident occurred around 7:31 PM ET. According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan’s real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we’re told, “destroyed the entire car.” The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St. Petersburg. We’re told both men had “very very serious” injuries. The accident happened on Court Street, a main drag in downtown Clearwater, causing the entire street to be shut down for hours.” 

The kid has four speeding tickets in the last two years, how does he have a license????

Life does suck for the boy.

In spite, of being an instant millionaire, he did get a raw deal. His Dad is 6-foot-5, 300 pounds and one of the most recognizable entertainers in the world. He is non-athletic 5-foot-11 with no distinct talent. He got screwed.

And his Amazonian sister is a constant reminder of how he got jobbed in the gene pool.

Brooke Hogan 

That said, it’s time to grow up kiddo. You want to go kill yourself, fine. Drive 150 MPH in the Everglades where the only thing you can hit are alligators. Actually don’t do that PETA will bury you.

Call a cab or get driving lessons. Or simply slow down. I have relatives in the Clearwater area. I don’t need to hear that they’ve been splattered on the hood of your next $100,000 car.  

NICE UPDATE FROM IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY.COM:

In an interview in the upcoming issue of Rides magazine, Nick Hogan calls his gay yellow Toyota Supra a “pussy magnet” and that he routinely races his sister and his parents. Be sure you read this part, it was my favorite:

“In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”

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