Archive for January 2008

BROCK LESNAR TALKS MIR, TRANSITION TO MMA AND RIPS ON SYLVIA

January 31, 2008

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Lesnar is ready to go and embraces the fact that he’s at the top of the promotion for UFC 81. He addresses naysayers and fires back at Tim Sylvia. Sylvia called him a baby before UFC 79.

“I don’t think he’s going to have a future in MMA. I think Frank Mir is going to beat him,” says Sylvia, who trained with Lesnar at Miletich. “He’s a baby. Don’t kick him, he doesn’t want to get hurt. He’s a helluva wrestler and he’s strong. But he can’t punch and doesn’t know how to kick. He can only go straight forward. He can’t survive as just a takedown guy.”

Lesnar said Sylvia is jealous.  

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DAY 2 SUPER BOWL 42: MS. NEVADA LUNACY, MEDIA D-BAGS & THE WORST HOTEL IN PHOENIX

January 30, 2008

It took just a 1 1/2 days for the ESPN920 teams to form.

Mitch Moss and Dug Dugless are no longer hanging with Cofield and Paulie. After a day of shows, Sunshine and Howard went to dinner near Tempe while Doug & Mitch went to the dog track!!! That’s right the dog track. At least that’s where they said they were going. Getting the truth out of The Last Men Standing has been difficult.

The rift began over the accomodations. ESPN920’s director of travel is hearing it from Paulie.

The Travelers Inn, too put it mildly, is a shithole. What’s constitute’s a dump?

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1. Non-flushing toilet

2. Heavily prostituted area (words of Phoenix cop who pull over Cofield-mobile)

3. Meth addict “living” next door

4. No wake up call services

5. TV with unwatchable ESPN

6. No iron or ironing board

7. Not good enough to house Ms. Nevada (Moss/Dug lied about where ESP920 producer Veronica was staying). She’s across town in a 4-star hotel

MS. NEVADA IS NOT HOOKING UP WITH YOU!!!! 

The hotel is source No. 1 of the rift, the battle for Ms. Nevada has things reaching Cold War levels.

Men are retarded.

The crew got several listener emails claiming that it was sickening to listen to the guys trying to “hit” on Ms. Nevada on Monday’s show. Cofield had no idea what the listeners were talking about.

Apparently, Mitch and Paul are legitimately shooting for the 23-year hottie. Moss launched into an explosion on Howard around 5p Tuesday, “You’re not a team player. You know I’m in with her. Her Dad likes me. You’re all over her!!!”

Somehow it doesn’t seem realistic for either of these clowns.

Mitch’s silent approach won’t work. Nor will Paulie’s bug-eyed staring straight at her rack approach be success. She’s got waves of men to choose from. Day One at radio row was highlighted by Adrian Peterson giving her his email address. And we’re guessing all the 1,786 football players, celebrities and rich dudes in town for the game have a leg up too.   

WHEN WILL THE SPORTSRADIO GUYS GET IT? SAL PAL IS STILL A STIFF

Dozens of Vegas listeners are needed in the media center to help punch radio guys right in the face. Every year, Tuesday’s Super Bowl Media Day is filled with stunts and costumes. You’re living under a rock or way too serious if you’re still getting mad because you can’t get your stupid f**kin question in about the last Pats-Giants matchup or Tom Brady’s ankle.

ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio is one of those media douchebags who gets angry at the bevy of hot chicks doing feature pieces out at media day. Sal felt, country music star and Tonight Show correspondent, Kellie Pickler was c**k blocking him from his favorite Patriots.

This from AOLSportsBlog:

I found it fairly amusing when she approached ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, who looked like he was about as interested in talking to her as he was in getting a root canal. Paolantonio was one of the few members of the media who treated media day as though it was an opportunity to do some actual work, and he refused to talk to Pickler when she tried to ask him about having media credentials. Instead, Paolantonio pointed to Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Bob Ford and said, “Bob will play along.” He did.

Sal’s got 364 days access to these players and coaches. Can we give Pickler, one g-damn day?!?!

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DAY 2 ESPN 920 PODCASTS

January 30, 2008

COFIELD HOUR 1, PART A:  

COFIELD HOUR 1, PART B:

COFIELD HOUR 2, PART A:

 

 COFIELD HOUR 2, PART B:

LAST MAN STANDING HOUR 1, PART A

LAST MAN STANDING HOUR 1, PART B

 

LAST MAN STANDING HOUR 2, PART A

MISS NEVADA TELLS DALLAS REPORTER TO BUZZ OFF AND IS PROPOSITIONED BY NFL PLAYER

January 29, 2008

Mitch Moss, the Lotus Broadcasting strongman, is a genius. After watching San Diego’s Mighty 1090 use a  hot female producer to fetch every good guest at last year’s Super Bowl, Moss called in the big guns. 

“The Polish Hammer” Veronica Grabowski (Miss Nevada USA) is ESPN920’s producer in Phoenix.

Who is hotter? Veronica or XX’s Marty Caswell?

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The Ticket in Dallas has a funny feature each year on Radio Row. They’re roving reporter can come with some good moments. Unfortunately, Corby Davidson, wasn’t witty enough so the Hammer told him to hit the bricks. He appeared stunned….

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Miss Nevada was hit on by several current and former players. She asked NFL Rookie of the Year Adrian Peterson for an interview, instead she got an email. It looks like he wants to chat while in Phoenix.

ESPN920’S SUPER BOWL DAY 1 PODCASTS

January 28, 2008

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HOUR 1 FROM PHOENIX….COFIELD AND THE CREW:  

HOUR 2 FROM PHOENIX…PART I:

HOUR 2 FROM PHOENIX…PART II:

LAST MAN STANDING PART I:

LAST MAN STANDING PART II:

LAST MAN STANDING PART III:

LAST MAN STANDING PART IV:

SEAT & PAULIE PART I:

 

SEAT & PAULIE PART II:

UFC’S NEWEST OCTAGON GIRL…IS FIGHTLINKER BLIND?

January 26, 2008

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Meet Edith Larente, UFC’s new Octagon girl. Our friends over at Fightlinker.com have dubbed her “Horseface.”

They’re insane!!

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I wanted to get a closer look at Ms. Edith at Ultimate Fight Night this week. I made sure to snap a few shots of her. I was practically sitting in her lap and freaked her out by constantly staring at her.

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I don’t get it…what is Fightlinker seeing? Here’s a link to more photos

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BTW…the “Horseface” thing has really taken off.

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Nice message posting by Jemaleddin at Fightlinker trying to explain her absence at UFC 80 in England.

7. Edith only does PPVs and not promos because she’s not used to giving it away for free.

6. She forgot to take our her junk-piercing at the airport and is now working as an escort in Gitmo.

5. Still waiting in quarantine with two german shepherds and a shitzu.

4. EU labor laws don’t allow horses to do the work of humans.

3. Evidently, even the English standards of acceptable teeth have their limits.

2. Was already booked for a steeplechase.

1. Since she’s a student, she’s probably keeping up with her animal husbandry class, if you know what I mean. And I mean having guys touch her boobs. With a bag on her head. For money. Because she’s a horse-faced hooker.

MEDIA LYNCH MOB IS OUT TO GET JOHN GIBSON FROM FOXNEWS

January 26, 2008

John Gibson is a sweetheart.

He thought it was funny to mock on Ledger’s death on his FoxNews radio show. His “funny” commentary made sure to come off as anti-gay as well with multiple mentions of Brokeback Mountain.

LISTEN TO THE AUDIO HERE. 

Gibson has the right to be a douchebag. I don’t think he should be forced to apologize. Uh-oh, it’s too late. He already rambled through a lame, written apology.

HERE’S THE AUDIO

Unfortunately, we fed the Imus mob and now everyone is fair game. The L.A. Times is calling for Gibson’s firing.

I give up ….. I’ll play along. I guess we should root for Roger Clemens to win a $100 million defamation suit against the L.A. Times.