Archive for March 2008

DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE

March 25, 2008

katytur2.jpgKEITH OLBERMANN GETS HIS POA, A NICE TV JOB IN NYC

In spite of the fact that he’s been called a lousy lay by one woman, Olbermann has a hot 24-year old chick Katy Tur living with him. 

Can you imagine if Bill O’Reilly got his young girlfriend a TV gig? The Olbie outrage! Apparently, the rules don’t apply to him.

Tur, with little on air experience, just landed a job with New York’s CW 11.

Check out the great excerpt on Sports Pig’s blog with Tur ranting about the vanity of television news folks.   

IS PHILADELPHIA’S WPEN NOW A DANGEROUS WORKPLACE WITH RETURN OF MISSANELLI?

We love sportsradio. It’s an amazingly hypocritical world where talking heads show no mercy for troubled athletes. Yet if it’s a talk show host who gets in trouble, he’ll accept 50 2nd chances.

Mike Missanelli returns to Philly on the new 950 ESPN after a short stint with Screamin A Smith in New York. Our advice to PD Matt Nahigian is to make sure everyone on staff has a taser handy just in case Missanelli decides to belt them. You’ll remember he was fired from WIP in 2006 for repeated physical altercations with subordinates.

BRANDON MARSHALL IS A STUPID LIAR

McDonald’s wrapper? C’mon bro. That could be the worst lie ever told to cover an weird injury. It turns out now that Marshall was lying. He put his arm through a TV while wrestling. Marshall is still blaming the McDonald’s “bag” but now he says he was horsing around.

patridge.jpgGOD, I’M OLD…WHO IS AUDRINA PATRIDGE?

Ten minutes ago, I couldn’t have picked The Hills’ Patridge out of a lineup.

Now I’m quite familiar with her. Big fan! Big fan! She’s latest trashy tramp with naked pictures out on the net.

CAN ANYONE GET A FAIR SHAKE WHEN FACING PAT SUMMITT & TENNESSEE?

First it was the bogus clock malfunction game v. Rutgers. The Volunteers clock keeper stopped the clock late in the February game against the Scarlet Knights allowing the inept referees to call a foul 1.3 seconds after the game should’ve been over. The chicanery eventually gave the win to Tennessee.  

oru.jpgNow the cheerleaders are in on the act. Oral Roberts lost it’s second leading scorer in a NCAA first round game against the Vols when she slipped on Tennessee cheerleader’s sign.  

It turns out Mariana Camargo, an ORU forward, tore her ACL.  

LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE OPENING DAY AND PUSSY WHIPPED CUB FAN KNOWS HE’S A DOUBLE LOSER

Is this guy kidding? Some jackass has posted a smaltzy website explaining how his girlfriend dumped him two weeks ago. Bro, please.   

9 MONTHS AND SHE GETS YOU TO EMBARRASS

YOURSELF NATIONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

COFIELD’S RAYS OF SUNSHINE

March 25, 2008

ucla2.jpgUCLA GETS HOME COOKING IN NCAA’S

During all the love Kevin Love got during his swatfest, anyone notice how many times it appeared he was pounding an A & M player? It wasn’t just Love, Shipp appears to have hacked as well.

Anaheim is Pauley South?

OREGON FATHER IS A DOUCHEBAG

Be proud of yourself. Way to use your son as a doormat for some publicity. Armando Navarro punished his son for being overzealous at the Oregon-UCLA game. This nugget was found in SI’s Letters to the Editor.

SI’s GRANT WAHL SAYS NCAA REFEREE CURTIS SHAW IS AN OVER-OFFICIOUS JERK

DAN WETZEL TO BE DISCIPLINED?

Yahoo’s Dan Wetzel is in trouble with the Vegas Chamber of Commerce after derogatory remarks about our beautiful city. After hearing about the Long Island deejay who was disciplined for saying Mastic, L.I. was trashy, Wetzel has some explaining to do for his hurtful anti-Vegas jokes.

UNLV-Kent State finally started and CBS has already shown the Rebel cheerleaders three times.

There is no truth to the rumor that the UNLV cheerleaders wear stiletto heels, are all named after cities in Texas and constantly make the pep band play “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” And no, there is not a new team member named “Kristen.”

But let’s remember these are real students. After all, a couple of them have already lined up summer internships at Crazy Horse Too.

NO ONE HAS A PERFECT BRACKET ON ESPN.COM. COKIN MAY BE THE MAN IN VEGAS.

51 people nailed 30-of-32 during the ESPN national bracket contest in the first round of the NCAAs. Locally, Cokin is the top dog amongst the hosts on ESPNRadio1100. He leads with 12 correct selections in the Sweet 16

BELICHICK LOVES A SWEET ASS (need more proof?)

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MY NEW CO-HOST (I can only hope)

March 24, 2008

It’s been tough sledding without my former co-host The Sports Pig. Nothing slims more than a 400 pounder in the chair next to you.

I think I may have found his replacement. Anyone know this guy’s name? The big guy could be a star if paired with another blubbery host!!

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It’s hard for anyone to match the Pig.

We were shooting for Virginia Beach’s Tony Mercurio…but he shot us down.

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BIG GUY UPDATE!!

JD informs us that the Hawaiian sportscaster is Robert Kekaula. He’s too talented to leave Hawaii.

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And probably too smart. The guy is also a singer. If you like island music, the stuff’s not bad.

WITH NBA ON THE WAY, OK CITY WAITING FOR “THUGS” TO ARRIVE

March 14, 2008

kkk.gifLittle changes with some sports fans. The 50+ crowd and many in the “heartland” base their opinion of the NBA strictly around race. There’s a level of discomfort watching rich, young black men populate the courts.

The best new blog on the web, http://mikeresponts.wordpress.com/, tells the whole story.

Enjoy a return to middle America, Kevin Durant!!!!

HBO’S HAROLD LEDERMAN

March 13, 2008

JUAN MANUEL MARQUEZ TRAINER NACHO BERISTAIN BREAKS DOWN THE BIG FIGHT

March 13, 2008

The legendary trainer sat down with us. In this english-spanish discussion (translator Jaime Quintana), Nacho says the ref blew it in the first battle against Manny Paquiao. He does Manny is a better fighter this time around. And he believes there could be more fireworks with Marquez style change. Juan Manuel attacks now more than ever.  

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DON KING FIRES A FIGHTER, KEVIN IOLE TALKS ABOUT IT

March 6, 2008