LAW & ORDER SAYS “TOM BRADY” IS AN ACCUSED HOMOSEXUAL MURDERER
LAW & ORDER IS CLASSIC. WHO IS THE PATRIOT HATING WRITER?
You gotta love L & O’s “ripped from the headlines” storylines. They may have used a little leeway on this one.
Tuesday’s Law & Order SVU centered around some characters who seemed sort of familiar. The accused murder suspect was a pro QB, who wears #12 and plays for a team that wears red and white. And he dates a supermodel. Anyone have a certain NFL QB come to mind?
The episode’s QB Lincoln Haver is dating model Natasha Gorski, who claims she never gets sex from the QB. She also calls him a “homo” and an “ass bandit.”
NBC spokespeople claim the show is purely fictional and the Tom Brady connection is the first they’ve heard. The Boston Herald doesn’t agree…
In an episode titled “The Closet,” a pro football player who wears No. 12, has a cleft chin and a supermodel galpal, plays in a red-and-blue stadium and is “the best quarterback in football” is the prime suspect in a gay murder.
Any resemblance to any New England Patriots QB is, we’re sure, entirely intentional!
“Lincoln Haver is gay?” says one investigator incredulously. “I thought he was dating Natasha Gorski, that hot supermodel.”Explore posts in the same categories: NFL, Uncategorized comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.