DAILY RAYS OF SUNSHINE
Heidi Fleiss says it was Marlon Brando…
Marlon (Brando) was without doubt the sexiest, fattest man I ever slept with. I went to his house a week before I was jailed and had the most exhausting but satisfying eight hours of my life. We did it in every position imaginable.
“As soon as I walked in he stripped me and devoured me like an animal. For the next eight hours we did it in every room of the house and even in the shower.
“He was old then but Marlon knew exactly how to please a woman and despite his size had incredible stamina. He just kept going.
Marlon he could go for hours and loved sex every which way. He gave me 20 orgasms that night.”
Fleiss says she’s loves having sex with fat men because “they try harder.”
PATRIOTS’ BALLS GET BIGGER BY THE DAY
New England, the media and it’s fans are on the warpath. Apparently, the Boston Herald’s mistake about the Rams Super Bowl walkthrough has erased everything Bill Belicheat was penalized for by the NFL.
Owner Robert Kraft is now lashing out at ESPN.com, saying they need to up their journalistic standard. Isn’t an ethics lecture great coming from a guy who extended Belichick’s contract just days after Spygate began to explode back in September. Jon Kraft fed by the homers at WEEI blasted ESPN (CLICK HERE FOR THE AUDIO).
SPORTSBOOKS ARE RUINED BY CORPORATE VEGAS
Jeff Haney of the Las Vegas Sun tells the story of the Stratosphere refusing to pay off a medium-sized bet because it was turned in six days “too late.”
Haney says his harsh words for local books has gained some attention at Gaming Control.
LIGHTEN UP DOLLY
Howard Stern – Dolly Parton Audio Book (NSFW)
Parton is irate with the “joke” audio played on Stern’s show…
I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,” Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. “I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.”
She concluded: “If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”
WHY DIDN’T I WATCH THE HILLS?
That’s Audrina Patridge, who got internet infamy when her nude photos were unearthed (NSFW).Explore posts in the same categories: Daily Rays of Sunshine, Fat Asses, Media musings, NFL, Race and Sports, Sports Radio