I thought the Yahoo headline BEAUTY HITS THE HARDWOOD was a little deceiving. The media continues to push Lisa Leslie as some sort of model. I’m certainly not a beauty, but she ain’t my cup of tea. Am I wrong, is she hot?
The story also includes WNBA No. 1 pick, Candace Parker. 6-foot-5 is a bit beyond my reach at 5-5, 300 pounds, but she is a pretty girl. How in the f**k did Parker wind up with Shelden Williams? The size of that friggin noggin!!!
There’s nothing better than arriving at work and finding there’s a fresh new celeb porn video that has “leaked” onto the web (exclude the Gene Simmons tape)
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Hudgens all showed skills.
Who wouldn’t want to see an old timer like Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell or Marilyn Monroe showing off some skills? We almost had a Monroe sex tape, but some “philanthropist” stepped in.
A secret sex tape of Marilyn Monroe recently sold for $1.5 million, according to a report in the New York Post.
A copy of the 15 minute, 16 mm film was purchased by a New York businessman who plans to lock it up, memorabilia collector Keya Morgan told the paper. The original film is reportedly held by the FBI and still remains classified.
The flick, reportedly shot in the 1950s, shows the blonde bombshell engaging in oral sex with an unidentified male. Former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover reportedly had his agents spend weeks trying to ascertain whether the man was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, the paper said.
I’m sure he feels great about himself. Any chance the 1.5 million could be put to better charity use? Just a thought.
STEPHEN A GOES BYE-BYE
ESPNRadio nationally and ESPNRadioNYC finally admitted what we all knew, SAS can’t do radio.
He certainly can’t do it without lots of guidance. The national experiment of SAS for one hour was greeted with tons of complaints immediately from program directors around the country.
Many ESPN affiliates decided to cover up SAS’s show right from the get-go.
He did his final show on Thursday. SAS used the excuse that ESPN wanted him exclusively on television. We’re calling bull.
AN XMAS GIFT FOR EVERYONE
I was watching Something About Mary this weekend when the hilarious dog attack scene came on. I assume Puffer died when he jumped out the window. The leather faced lady could’ve made Puffer into a great keepsake. Who wouldn’t want Sparky as a throw rug. Ha-Ha!!
UNLV ABOUT TO LOSE OUT ON TRANSFER?
The Rebels are searching high and low for another big man.
Lon Kruger’s top target is 6-foot-9 Pepperdine transfer Malcolm Thomas. Thomas was ALL-WCC freshman team selection who averaged 12 points, nine boards and two blocks. It looked like UNLV could sweep in and steal away a good prospect. Apparently lots of schools have noticed Thomas’ potential.
UNLV is fighting an uphill if a certain Pac-10 decides to offer Thomas. This from Jeff Eisenberg, Long Beach Press-Telegram…
Ex-Pepperdine forward Malcolm Thomas visited the UCLA campus Friday and expects a scholarship offer to come soon, his former high school coach said.
Thomas hopes to decide on a school by the end of April. San Diego State, UNLV, Kentucky and Boston College are also pursuing the 6-foot-9 freshman, but former San Diego Crawford High assistant coach Mahlon Williams said UCLA is Thomas’ top choice at this point.
“We’re going to give everyone a chance, but UCLA is definitely at the top of his list,” said Williams, part of the inner circle who will help Thomas make his decision. “They’re very interested in Malcolm. They told him if he does what he needs to do in the classroom, the (scholarship) offer will be there.”
A late-blooming big man who didn’t play competitive basketball until his junior year at Crawford High,
DON’T CRY TOO MUCH FOR TIGER AFTER HIS “LOSS” AT THE MASTERS
He gets to go home to this..